Add humor and handcrafted charm to your everyday carry with our funny engraved wood phone case featuring the unapologetic reminder: Let’s Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today. Whether you need a daily sanity check or a gift that gets a laugh, this rustic wood case brings the message—loud and clear.
Funny Engraved Wood Phone Case Features:
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🌳 Real hardwood options: Classic Cherry, Mahogany, Birch, or Midnight Black
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🔥 Laser engraved with bold, sarcastic text that won't fade or wear off
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✋ Handmade after your order – no mass production here
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🛡️ Available in Slim, Slim Grip, Tough, or Ultra case styles
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✅ Grippy edges, strong protection, rustic natural finish
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📱 Compatible with iPhone, Samsung, Google Pixel & Motorola
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🌱 One tree planted for every case sold
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🛠️ Wood is hand-selected, cut, engraved, sanded, finished & assembled in Newark, DE after your order
Every case is made just for you. We don’t keep these sitting on a shelf. Once you order, we hand-pick the wood, precision engrave your design, and finish each one with care. It’s small-batch craftsmanship at its finest—made to be seen, held, and used daily.
Make It Personal
Want to add a name, initials, or a line of your own snark? Personalize your wood case with engraved text that makes it yours—or the perfect, unforgettable gift. Because the best gifts don’t come from a factory shelf—they come with meaning and a little attitude.
👉 Personalize yours today.
Phone Model Compatibility
Apple iPhone:
iPhone Air, iPhone 17, iPhone 17 Pro, iPhone 17 Pro Max
iPhone 16, iPhone 16 Plus, iPhone 16 Pro, iPhone 16 Pro Max
iPhone 15, iPhone 15 Plus, iPhone 15 Pro, iPhone 15 Pro Max
iPhone 14, iPhone 14 Plus, iPhone 14 Pro, iPhone 14 Pro Max
iPhone 13, iPhone 13 Mini, iPhone 13 Pro, iPhone 13 Pro Max
iPhone 12, iPhone 12 Mini, iPhone 12 Pro, iPhone 12 Pro Max
Samsung Galaxy S Series:
Galaxy S25, Galaxy S25 Plus, Galaxy S25 Ultra
Galaxy S24, Galaxy S24 Plus, Galaxy S24 Ultra, Galaxy S24 FE
Galaxy S23, Galaxy S23 Plus, Galaxy S23 Ultra, Galaxy S23 FE
Galaxy S22, Galaxy S22 Plus, Galaxy S22 Ultra
Galaxy S21, Galaxy S21 Plus, Galaxy S21 Ultra, Galaxy S21 FE
Galaxy S20, Galaxy S20 Plus, Galaxy S20 Ultra, Galaxy S20 FE
Galaxy S10, Galaxy S10 Plus, Galaxy S10E
Samsung Galaxy A Series:
Galaxy A16 5G, A15 5G, A14 5G, A13 5G
Galaxy A12, A11, A10e, A20, A21, A26 5G
Galaxy A32, A35, A36 5G, A42, A50, A51, A51 5G
Galaxy A52 5G, A53 5G, A54 5G, A56 5G, A72
Google Pixel:
Pixel 9, 9 Pro, 9 Pro XL, 9A
Pixel 8, 8 Pro, 8A
Pixel 7, 7 Pro, 7A
Pixel 6, 6 Pro, 6A
Motorola:
G Power 2025, G Play 2025, G 5G 2025, G Stylus 2025
